Large Mixing Bowl for coating the crackers evenly.
Gallon-sized zip-top bag helps distribute the seasoning without making a mess.
Baking sheet for baking the crackers to crispy perfection.
Parchment paper prevents sticking and makes cleanup easy.
Oven low and slow is key for getting that perfect crunch.
Ingredients
1sleeveabout 40 saltine crackers
1/2cupcanola or vegetable oildon’t skip—this helps the seasoning soak in
1packet ranch seasoning mix
1tspgarlic powder
1/2tsponion powder
1tspsmoked paprika
1–2 tsp crushed red pepper flakesadjust to your heat level
1jalapeñofinely diced (remove seeds for less heat)
1tbsphot sauceFrank’s or your favorite brand
1tspdried parsleyoptional – adds a pop of color and flavor
Instructions
Preheat the oven
to 250°F (120°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a bowl
mix together the oil, ranch seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, crushed red pepper flakes, hot sauce, and diced jalapeño until well combined.
Place the saltine crackers
In a large zip-top bag. Pour the seasoned oil mixture into the bag, seal it, and shake gently to coat all the crackers thoroughly. Let them sit for about 5 minutes to soak up the flavors.
Arrange the crackers
In a single layer on the prepared baking sheet. Make sure they're not overlapping—this helps them crisp up evenly.
Bake for 15 minutes
flipping halfway through, until the crackers are dry and crispy. Keep an eye on them—you want them toasted, not burnt.
Cool completely
Before serving or storing. They’ll continue to crisp up as they cool.